But it's in conjunction with @GSElevator and CNBC's @Carney, so BI is off the hook. There is some sensible stuff in the list but....really?

  • When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
  • No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman.
  • You can get away with a lot more if you're the one buying the drinks.
  • Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
  • Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.